Believe it or not...an independent panel of hamburger enthusiasts has determined that the best hamburger on planet Earth is available here in Fort Wayne.
Despite tough competition from snobbish foie gras and Kobe beef monstrosities offered by hot-to-trot wimps from New York and avocado-tofu garbage submitted by a bunch of freaks from the left coast, The Ten Dollar Burger offered at local good-times joint, The Gas House, has taken top honors in a recent poll of at least six people here in the Summit City.
While it was difficult to comprehend the judges completely with a load of bacon and cheese stuffed in their oral cavity, the verdict seemed quite apparent when the out-of-town competition was offered quite willingly to a roving pack of raccoons.
Weighing in at more than two pounds, The Ten Dollar Burger sports 20 ounces of beef, and enough mayo, cheese and bacon to disqualify you for most life insurance policies. Eyewitnesses at the scene actually reported to have seen a personal injury attorney approaching the judging panel at the conclusion of the competition offering the name of some unscrupulous cardiologist.
While The Gas House staff cannot guarantee that you'll find this colossus on the menu, we're told to rest assured that (with a wink and nod) you'll get what you're looking for.
Despite tough competition from snobbish foie gras and Kobe beef monstrosities offered by hot-to-trot wimps from New York and avocado-tofu garbage submitted by a bunch of freaks from the left coast, The Ten Dollar Burger offered at local good-times joint, The Gas House, has taken top honors in a recent poll of at least six people here in the Summit City.
While it was difficult to comprehend the judges completely with a load of bacon and cheese stuffed in their oral cavity, the verdict seemed quite apparent when the out-of-town competition was offered quite willingly to a roving pack of raccoons.
Weighing in at more than two pounds, The Ten Dollar Burger sports 20 ounces of beef, and enough mayo, cheese and bacon to disqualify you for most life insurance policies. Eyewitnesses at the scene actually reported to have seen a personal injury attorney approaching the judging panel at the conclusion of the competition offering the name of some unscrupulous cardiologist.
While The Gas House staff cannot guarantee that you'll find this colossus on the menu, we're told to rest assured that (with a wink and nod) you'll get what you're looking for.
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